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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:35
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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A chemical in acne medicine can help regenerate limbs - Yahoo
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Jets from black holes J1405+0415 and J1610+1811 - BBC Sky at Night Magazine
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Remarks at the Crypto Task Force Roundtable on Decentralized Finance - SEC.gov
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do you raise well-behaved children?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Then came..